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homo erectus

Chrithtopher ith a homo erectus.
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Homo Erectus

The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.

The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.

Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.

Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.

Mother? There is no other.
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Homo Erectus

An obviously sexually aroused or extremely horny male, especially a sexually aroused or extremely horny gay male.
"Calm down, homo erectus! We've got a wedding to go to and no time even for a quickie!"
by ODSnatcher May 23, 2014
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Homo Erectus

Michael has a homo erectus right now!
by buttsecks! April 4, 2009
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homo erectus

Used to state that there is a horny gay man in close proximity of a group of males.
Whoa! Homo erectus! Everybody, shut your buttholes, there's a homo with a boner on the loose
by JBo April 6, 2005
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homo erectus

Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman
by thaotherb December 5, 2004
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Homo Erectus

1. Some early human group with ape like heads and used fire, stone tools, and very likely could speak.

They are NOT Neanderthals, even though they had the eyebrow ridge and bigger jaws thing going on.
1. These Homo Erectus humans might've interbred with early Homo Sapiens, and they lasted for a million years.
by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017
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