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Homework Hell

When all the homework assignments you fear and hate are due the very next day. Teachers give them when they are bored to see the students struggle to finish, and laugh as they give you a zero.
Alan: George, you available to play some XBOX after school today?

George: Honestly bro? I'm in homework hell right now for 4 subjects.

Alan: Sorry, man. You'll always be remembered.
by Dictionary definer 123 October 21, 2016
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homework whore

One who will only chat or text you when they need to know what the homework is or need help on it.
Sara: Heeey, was up?!?!
John: Omg we havnt talked in ages, how r u?
Sara: Im good... ;)
John: awesome!
Sara: ...so do u kno wat the english hw is?
John: homework whore!
by ***sup??*** March 15, 2011
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homework

You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.
I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.
by Grand Lizard Theodore September 17, 2006
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Homework

The reason students only get four hours of sleep a night.

A form of torture given to students by teachers.

Something to keep children and teenagers from having fun or doing something that actually matters.

What I should be doing right now.
Homework fails at epic proportions.
by TiMe To Go CoMmIt SuIcIdE October 20, 2008
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homework edit

an extended cut of a song that is repeated; typically only the instrumental section of said song if the entire song is not so. homework edit description comes from the practice of listening to the same repeated enjoyed tune while doing something like homework. homework edit songs are typically soothing, non distracting, and easy to listen to for said purpose.
james: have you heard nujabes' aruarian dance?
mike: have you heard the homework edit of it?
james: the hell's that?
mike: read up here mutha fucka urbandictionary dot com/define.php?term=Homework%20edit
by slams February 27, 2013
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Homework

1.) Literally, work that is done at home. Usually applies to schoolwork. Homework is unnecessary as it is given to students who have already spent the majority of the day at school.

2.) Something that gets crueler with every grade. While the first graders chug away on their addition worksheets, they are blissfully unaware that they will soon enough be doing laborous tasks such as AP World History homework, Geometry 2 homework, English Honors homework, and even Gym homework on a nightly basis.

3.) Assignments that are wickedly easy to procrastinate on whenever there is a preferable activity at hand, such as YouTube, Xbox, or being impaled by a molten iron spike.

4.) What you are probably supposed to be doing at this very moment, seeing as you looked up "homework" on urbandictionary. I would go so far as to say you have a very LARGE amount of it.
Whoever invented homework did NOT go to heaven.
by Enigmatical January 19, 2010
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homework roulette

When you have a teacher that doesn't regularly check for finished homework, so you don't do it and it's a 50/50 chance you will or will not be asked for it.
Jason: "Mr. Brown gave me a zero for today. I should have known better than to play homework roulette in his class."
by NixonSecretAgent October 9, 2013
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