homesteading

The act of inviting another unexpecting human into your fart plume with great joy and excitement.

That moment when Joe realizes that you are homesteading him and his eyes water and not out of joy.

by Tiefinder November 29, 2015

Homestead

One of your best friends, so close that whenever you need a place to stay you can sleep on this person's couch and/ or bed.

"Yo dog! You my homestead!"

"Really? Aww, you my homestead too! I love you, man."

"I love you too, man."

Passersby: "faggots."

by Datsunsrock September 11, 2010

Homestead

To engage in sexual intercourse with a partner

Woman-Four hours? Crazy...

Man-Let's get some lunch.

Woman-Lunch? We could homestead!

by Mistah J Napier April 2, 2009

Homestead Highschool

A school full of twinks snobs and alot of rich kids that hate anyone who is Republican

Wow that kid just cut me off in their BMW dam Homestead Highschool kids

by Dank Ducko May 30, 2018

Homestead Provacateur

A girl who has moved in with a guy because he owns property, plays around the house outside, and trolls on the internet for people to listen to her tripe about 'living outdoors' and 'becoming self-sufficient' when this guy is not at home. Because after all, she is 'totally self-sufficient' pays no rent, works part-time, and lays about, and plays on the computer most of the day.

Homestead Provacateur showed us how to make sundried tomatoes while her dupe wasn't around.

by Rhea Maxmood January 30, 2009

Urban Homestead

A city dwelling and garden focusing on sustainable practices through growing/raising food and preserving it for off season use. This can also include things such as knitting/crocheting, baking, recycling, repurposing, etc.

I couldn't believe the amount of beautiful produce coming out of the urban homestead next door, and then I smelled the fresh bread and I was in love.

by AnUrbanHomesteader March 14, 2011

homestead act

An act passed by the American government to encourage migration westward. It was kind of a scam because the Great Plains were not very good for farming so the farmers resorted to dry farming. Although they dry farmed by day, they wet farmed at night, needing many children to help work on the fields.

C'mon, babe, let's Homestead Act the entire night away.

by superusa123 January 31, 2014