Tom Holland stan

Every girl who obsesses over the Extremely smol and hot Tom Holland/Peter Parker/Spiderman

A: I want to marry Tom Holland
B: you're such a Tom Holland Stan.

by Tom Holland fan 1996 March 8, 2019

Holland Snuggie

The act of inserting your balls into the vagina of a woman along with your penis during intercourse. This most commonly occurs when an innocent man will begin the act by engaging in normal intercourse. At some point during the act he realizes that he is not match for the well used hole. Desperate to finish the job, he opts to inset his balls along with his member to “snug” up the hole and achieve a tighter, more satisfying experience.

This maneuver can also be used by the male when his member is too small and he is being courteous to his female partner.

Female is loose example: "Dude, I met this used and abused chick last night and sadly enough I was no match for her and opted to perform the Holland Snuggie".

Male is too small example: "I was banging this chick the other night and thought she was sleeping until she asked me to try the Holland Snuggie on her".

by HollandStoneman November 27, 2009

Holland Shuffle

The act when someone grabs a man's penis then the man grabs the others forearm and jacks himself off. Like the Dutch Rudder only the hand placement is switched.

Ashley came in and jacked off Steve by giving him a Holland Shuffle.

by A.C. Slator December 9, 2010

Holland steamer

A sexual act in which an apple pie is eaten before performing a blowjob.

"Last night that Virginia chick gave me a Holland steamer; I still have pie crust in my foreskin!"

by Madongola November 18, 2019

Tom holland stan

A Tom Holland stan is usually a girl (11-17) who obseeses over the boring and mediocre Tom Holland.

Jacinta: OH my god! Tom Holland is SUCH a dream boat!
Alice: Ha ha yeah! I just want to sniff his hair!
Jacinta: And i just wanna feel his skin!

Britney: Wow they are SUCH Tom Holland stans.

by Ochako Uraraka please go away February 8, 2019

holland snugger

Noun: A leather strap attached to a man's genitals. Its used in sexual activity where the Snuggered is in the dog position, another person sits on his back with the strap and pulls the strap sharply causing great discomfort to the snuggered causing him to buck in an effort to escape. V.:1) the act of violently jerking the strap. 2) Applying the strap.

I woke up and realized that I had been drugged. She had me in a Holland Snugger and began giving your humbled narrator a nasty bit of skorry Snuggering.

by Dalebert S. Newburg January 18, 2008

How long Tom Holland Simps live

Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years

How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die

by Tom Holland Sucks March 9, 2022