by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006
Get the Mormon Hold 'Emmug. A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.
Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.
by Dr. White Owl January 4, 2022
Get the Carolina Hold 'Emmug. by jbaby69 July 8, 2010
Get the texas hold emmug. by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006
Get the Mormon Hold 'Emmug. by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
Get the Texas Hold ‘Emmug. While a male is fucking a female doggy style, preferably one with little (to no) anal sex experience, he quickly pulls out and slams his cock in her ass then holds on tight for as long as he can.
by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008
Get the Texas Hold 'Emmug. a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)
by cromag cousin July 25, 2007
Get the Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'emmug.