hockey puck

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.

i dip 1 hockey puck a day.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

hockey puck

A black girl that likes to get slap from white men

I seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again

by J.E.WfromI.F.C September 12, 2006

hockey puck

a reall really short and really really fat dick

thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".

by allhailyogurt May 19, 2003

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

Hockey Puck Dick

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.

Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick

by seminole10or December 15, 2010

Hockey Puck Nationalism

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.

“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”

by North Americana Britiania March 22, 2020

Hockey Puck In The Droors

This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.

Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.

by Big Dick Baller March 9, 2009