by rrrrraaaaaccccchhhhheeeeelllll June 8, 2017

Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.
by Ebor13 May 9, 2010

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):
An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"
2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"
2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"
by ArchDevil September 18, 2004

hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.
by thegod March 15, 2008

Your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. And if you are, chances are your not very good.
by rico suave January 9, 2005

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.
Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.
by Dewey June 15, 2004

Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!
by dancechick333 December 4, 2007
