Hockey Mom 

An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interprets as equivalent, if not superior, to a formal education.

The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.

Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.

Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.

1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.

Hockey Mom by jbsilverstein February 21, 2009

Hockey mom 

A Canadian version of a soccer mom.


soccer mom

Sarah Palin: I'm a hockey mom that everyone can relate to!

Hockey mom by Naive Child February 19, 2009

Hockey Mom 

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

Hockey Mom by UrbanDickhead January 16, 2009

hockey mom 

A mother dedicated to her children, who will take them to school, to their friend's place, to the skating rink... She generally is a stay at home mother.

See also "soccer mom".

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin describes herself as the archetypal hockey mom.

hockey mom by Ocilya42 October 18, 2008

Hockey Mom 

A women that should be watching youth hockey and not pretending she can be the president of the united states.

Look at Katie Couric raping that hockey mom on national television.

Hockey Mom by assem January 16, 2009

Hockey mom 

Woman whose children play hockey at any level.

Peggy's children life revolves around hockey all the time. She's a hockey mom.

Hockey mom by Bzzzz October 27, 2008

Hockey mom 

A mother who transports and watches her children play hockey. See also 'soccer mom'. She is a white, middle-class, married woman who usually lives in the suburbs, works outside the home and drives a minivan or sports-utility vehicle. The term began to take on its demographic meaning in 1995 during an election for Denver city council, when Susan B. Casey ran with the slogan 'A Soccer Mom for City Council'. Ms Casey having a PhD used the slogan as way of assuring voters they could trust her to be 'just like them'.

'the only difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is lipstick'(Sarah Palin, the U.S. Republican vice-presidential candidate in 2008.

Hockey mom by Steve Key February 21, 2009