Hockey Fan

someone who lives and breathes hockey. This would be someone who watches, plays, or talks about the act of playing hockey. When they come to school or work the next morning and have pointless discussions about the leafs and the habs and who won last night. They are very passionate about their favourite sport. They will do just about everything to a watch a hockey game, or even get on the ice for a bit of puck.

The Green Men (from Vancouver) They are prime examples of a hockey fan.

by Pablo Sandoval March 23, 2012

Hockey goalie

Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.

That guy is really weird. "Ya, he's a hockey goalie"

by Sexylacrossegoalie October 31, 2017

hickenloop

verb - To viewing pornography with a relative from an older generation. From the former Colorado Governor, John Hickenlooper, a 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, who said that he once watched an X-rated film with his mother.

Kimberly said he watched a porno with her grandmother. "Gross," said Shirley. "I would be so uncomfortable hickenlooping. I don't care if it's with a man or a woman." Brenda responded, "I think there's something wrong with you if you're a hickenlooper."

by tim-the-dolphin July 10, 2022

hockey

Hockey is the fastest paced most exciting sport in North America, but is also one of the least covered. The object of the game is to hit a rubber, circular obect (the puck) into a net while wearing skates. Thge game is played on ice with 5 players and 1 goalie on the ice at a time. Hockey was invented in either Montreal, Kingston, Halifax or Windsor, depending on who you talk to. Hockey is by far the most popular sport in Canada and expansion of the NHL in the southern USA is a long running pet-peeve of Canadians, most of whom can't fugure out why anyone would rather watch baseball, football or basketball. Ranks with soccer as the hardest team sport to master at the highest level.

Frank (Canadian): Did you go see the hockey game yeserday?
Jim: Nah, I stayed home and watched baseball.
Frank: (Breaks into laughter)

by Christian_Hall December 6, 2006

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

tree hockey

Basketball

Dem brtuhas be playin some mighty fine tree hockey!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

hockey privilege

when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.

*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege

by stay single 4 life November 19, 2020