Perhaps the squarest of all of the homosapian species yet still the most “nigger” like than anyone. He loves bogdan and the “school Gyat” that he holds very dear to his heart. He has a short temper and will be very quick to lash out at anyone. He is in love with men and has a wife by the name of lucian who his frequently gives rimjobs to. He also has an “antaena” which stick very high into the atnosphere
by Tobiasenjoyer69 June 1, 2024

A unique handsome man , who will dominate your love life , sweet kind and gentle , great lovers and you can always fall back on when you need him the most hobsons rarely come around
by Walker Ryan July 9, 2019

by muscle man the real October 10, 2021

Hobson's salve is a type of cream that goes on minor injuries to help them heal. Hobson's salve is found as 1st aid to Doran, the adventurer under King Lucan in the 'Secrets of Deltora' by Emily Rodda.
'You've got a bad scratch on your arm...best use Hobson's salve on that to help the healing process.'
by Captain_Felix April 25, 2021

An abouslute gigga chad has the balls of steal dick is bigger than Russia 6’9 man who pulls any girl he wants
Cuh 1: Did you Hear people are starting to call Johnny sins a chance Hobson
Cuh2: yeah it’s all over the internet
Cuh2: yeah it’s all over the internet
by Carmen Winston April 21, 2022

by ANNI THE SIMP December 26, 2021

An abouslute gigga chad has the balls of steal dick is bigger than Russia 6’9 man who pulls any girl he wants
Cuh 1: Did you Hear people are starting to call Johnny sins a chance Hobson
Cuh2: yeah it’s all over the internet
Cuh2: yeah it’s all over the internet
by Carmen Winston April 21, 2022
