HOL

Howls of laughter. Used when you want to express another level up in funny from LOL.

He reached across the bar and knocked his drink over. LOL. But when he tried to catch it, his other hand slapped down on his plate and he flipped his French fries with ketchup into his face. HOL!

by kmanshore February 26, 2012

hol

Hot On Love. This simple texting abbreviation is used to make fun(but not insulting usually) of the one who is in love.

Girl A: ...And he is jus sooo cute! He makes me laff all da time. U shoud c his cute hair and, oh his eyes!!!....

Girk B: Oh, well, SOMBODY is HOL.

by MRSLaileeSimeriCravens.IWish:) January 3, 2010

HOL

High on Life. when someone is acting goofy and seems to be stoned or drunk but really isn't

That dood posesses HOL qualities that make him act goofy!

by Ryan Fowler August 26, 2005

hol it

An expression of surprise or of being impressed. Is a shortened version of "Holy S**t". The origins are not 100% certain but it may have originated in the early 2000's in the Southern Lancaster PA area.

Hol it, that is an impressive story.

Hol it, are you kidding me!?

by 40smith January 30, 2014

hol

hol means hahaha out loud, its better and cooler then lol.

that kid looks retarded hol
you are sooo funny hol

by kewlkidddvickyyy August 7, 2011

HOL

abbreviation for hating out loud or to hate out loud

hate means to strongly dislike or loathe something.

OMG that bitch was TOTALLY HOLing on me just now!

by Maxabillion February 9, 2009

HOL

Abbreviation; "hating out loud"; the antithesis of "laughing out loud"; to retell an especially painful memory or other story with the intention of causing further emotional damage to onself; to speak hatefully or hostilely with the intent of mentally or emotionally destroying onself or others; to say aloud negative opinions that would normally be kept to oneself; HOL is commonly followed by a fit of DSB

Origin: Chicago; after a night of drunken unremembered texts one containing HOL was found, unsure of its intended meaning due to blackout it was given above mentioned definition

"I don't feel nearly bad enough about what happened this morning. I better start HOL. So I just caught my girlfriend sleeping with another guy... actually make that two guys... at the same time... she was being fingercuffed... another guy was taping... I'd been with her for two years... she told me she was a virgin... ahhh Life."

by Jacob Bl June 25, 2007