hitune

a song or video purchased online while intoxicated

"Who is Gogol Bordello?"

"Some gypsy-funk guy i found Saturday night."

"gypsy-funk? What the hell?"

Yeah, I know. It was a hitune.

by cynicali August 19, 2008

Hituning

The act of purchasing music online while intoxicated.

"Going out tonight?"

"Nah bro, I'm broke. Elke and I were spun Saturday night and we started hituning. Big mistake. We blew like two hundred bucks!"

by cynicali August 17, 2008

Hitumbulus

Very on point looks amazing

Wow Emily's eye brows are hitumbulus

by 27893346 March 26, 2017

Hitups

Another word for graffiti

There’s so many hitups on the LA freeways

by chilibandit October 1, 2020

hituation

A cranky conundrum caused by an impact of some kind, either from an accidental collision or someone's being overly enthusiastic with his fists.

Da Three Stooges were notorious for being in many hituations, since they were alsways bopping and clobbering each other.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

hiturport

Hit ur port Is A 17 or 14 year old swatter/hacker/extortioner he is pretty well known because he used to hang with tuyal and pingtimeouts then started beefing pumpmyserver which got him more clout by clowning him on tiktok which got over 15k views then hit ur port got exposed for being obsessed with gore he recently got out of jail for on april 12th and he is still swatting and he is dating the ex Anti booter member hurififed as im writing this.

hiturport is harmful and harmless hes only harmful when you fuck with him

by @mwos July 6, 2023

ima hit u up

Ima text u or call u. Or ft u

Hey ima hit u up

Bye ima hit u up tho
I’ll hit u up

by Haley barbor June 29, 2022