hit over the head by the tavern bitch

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

It feels like I got hit in the back of the head

A phase founded by Lyndi Hoffman to express gratitude for a meal that felt like the scene in Ratatouille when Remy ate the cheese and strawberry together.

Oh my goodness!! Thanks Thad for the meal. It was so good it feels like I got hit in the back of the head!

by Hydroflaskh2o May 4, 2024

Hit them in the head

Police slag for calling in sick.
(Banging in, banging, banging out)

I want this weekend off but they won't approve my vacation time so I'm just gonna hit them in the head.

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 May 29, 2017

head hit the pillow sleep

After a really long and tiring day.
its when you go to bed, and by the time your head 1st touches the pillow, you are already asleep

Person 1: Man today was such a long day dont you think jake.
Jake:
Person 2: Leave him man, hes had a nice head hit the pillow sleep!
Person 1: Okay

by JakeyCofofo April 10, 2009

hit me on the head

1. Get back to me as soon as possible.
2. Page me
3. Return your call

Yo whenever you get this message hit me on the head

by WICS2 December 28, 2008

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012