hikikomori

Someone who has withdrawn from all real-life social interaction. A hikikomori rarely leaves their home, and has no friends or family with whom they interact. A hikikomori is NOT always an otaku, nerd, gamer, etc, though they can be.

John's agoraphobia got so bad that he became a hikikomori.

by platttts February 21, 2011

hirai momo

the most beautiful woman ever! she has the prettiest face ever and she is so talented! her dancing skills are no joke

stan hirai momo, stan twice

by jungwonceo November 24, 2021

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

hikikomarxist

Portmanteau of hikikomori ie.Japanese men who live solitary and socially isolated lives. and Marxist ie. Hating capitalism and investment in technological innovation. A person with no social life who wastes time online shitting on hyped technological innovations, sometimes rightly, often wrongly.

Person on twitter- "Our app broadcasts messages from one phone to another and you get a notification in the app"
Hikikomarxist - "twitter, You've invented twitter moron."
Person on twitter - "Don't generalise, innovation is always in the details, Also, fuck you, get a life hikikomarxist."

by doop doop doop May 12, 2018

Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

HirokiKunn

A “pro” Fortnite Save The World player on Twitch who gets timed out very easily. Will try and lure you in with hugs. Is a true Pepega.

HirokiKunn has been timed out for 60 seconds.

by Vulgari December 30, 2019

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

by wordanista July 5, 2009