The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
by Nature Lover December 24, 2007
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John: hey man did you finish the project?
Bill: yah man I just pulled an all nighter for it
John: aren't you tired?
Bill: no man I was sleep hibernating all week, I fell great
Bill: yah man I just pulled an all nighter for it
John: aren't you tired?
Bill: no man I was sleep hibernating all week, I fell great
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A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
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"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"
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TIM IS NOT GOOD TO BRING ALONG CAMPING. LAST TIME HE CAME ALONG, HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND WOUND UP HIGHBEARBATING AT OUR CAMP GROUNDS UNTIL THE FOLLOWING SEASON.
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