Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.

Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!

by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011

Hibernating

When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.

"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"

by Ascreaminggay July 11, 2017

Social hibernating

When you don’t socialise for a long time.

I can not wait to stop social hibernating and start socialising again.

by Tedztar May 2, 2018

hubertine

A feather in the wind that’s impossible to catch. All lights seem dim around her as she shines brighter than any light. Her smile is captivating while her voice makes her presence feel as if anywhere you are is home but only as long as she is there. You’d set sail on an ocean of flames to feel her warmth. She’s love

Name the perfect girl? Hubertine, of course

by Icantbewrong November 22, 2021

Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 17, 2025

Drought-hibernized

When a soil has been deprived of water for a mega-amount of time, it goes into quiescence and becomes what is known as drought-hibernized

"The first rain has arrived and is bunker-bombing itself into the drought-hibernized ground."

by mimbijones April 4, 2023

The Hibernating Pickle

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.

"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

by MagicMike69420 May 15, 2024