hikikomori

Someone who has withdrawn from all real-life social interaction. A hikikomori rarely leaves their home, and has no friends or family with whom they interact. A hikikomori is NOT always an otaku, nerd, gamer, etc, though they can be.

John's agoraphobia got so bad that he became a hikikomori.

by platttts February 21, 2011

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

hikikomarxist

Portmanteau of hikikomori ie.Japanese men who live solitary and socially isolated lives. and Marxist ie. Hating capitalism and investment in technological innovation. A person with no social life who wastes time online shitting on hyped technological innovations, sometimes rightly, often wrongly.

Person on twitter- "Our app broadcasts messages from one phone to another and you get a notification in the app"
Hikikomarxist - "twitter, You've invented twitter moron."
Person on twitter - "Don't generalise, innovation is always in the details, Also, fuck you, get a life hikikomarxist."

by doop doop doop May 12, 2018

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

by wordanista July 5, 2009

Hiking the appalachian trail

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009

Reverse Hitch Hiking

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).

- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??

by Brocc218 November 7, 2018

Hiking in Appalachia

To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.

Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.

by Chatnoir80 June 24, 2009