Adrian Hewson

Adrian Hewson is the ugliest guy you can meet, when he comes around you gag from his appearance and every mirror breaks from the sight of him. if your ever with a group of friends when he comes around everyone sighs and just walks away. i literately can't think of words that describes Adrian Hewson . He is the type of guy with no girlfriend, not that many friends, and just a very dis likable person

hey just a sec i gotta go to the washroom and take a Adrian Hewson

by jaymbol jubson November 7, 2018

Hewson's Law

As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one

User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win

by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009

Henson

A Henson is a short alcoholic drink, containing a mixture of Cointreau orange liquer and cranberry juice. If Cointreau is not available, use Triple-Sec. If you like bittersweet tipples, this one is for you.

Bartender: "What would you like to drink?
You: "I'll have a Henson, please!"

by tjhdexter August 13, 2019

The Jim Henson

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.

“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”

by weird sex acts July 14, 2019

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

by Sloshball August 23, 2011

John Henson

1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.

2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.

1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.

2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!

by The Tyler July 31, 2006

heysan

a alsome websight that has alsome chatrooms for all

i mstant message on heysan.com

by kalebrules April 14, 2008