hershey squirts

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

hershey squirts

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016

hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.

"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"

by LaRon May 18, 2006

hershey squirt

(n), to defecate in one's pants, usually under accidental circumstances in which one had intended to expel flatulence.

(v), to experience a hershey squirt.

Larry tried to fart, but instead, had a hershey squirt in his boxer shorts and had to go home to change his clothes.

by Mysterious Joe August 26, 2003

hershey squirts

when somebody has a severe case of hershey squirts its basically diarhea

jamal:ey man what you doin in there?
tyrone:mannn that bitchin taco gave me the hershey squirts

by ahmeddabuster69 June 15, 2018

Hershey Squirt

When you go to fart, but a squirt of poop comes out. Woopsie.

Richard Dutka when on an adventure to Tim Horton's and let out a Hershey Squirt in his pants.

by Archibald Wolfgang January 22, 2007

hershey squirts

horrible fiery diarreah that shoots out in squirts

tami ruined another pair of pants after a particularly acute case of the hershey squirts

by Anonymous July 30, 2003