HERMIT CRAB

where a single person, lies in bed, passes gas and then pulls the covers over ones own head to enjoy thier own essence. this is normally called a dutch oven when enjoyed by a pair.

after eating that bean burrito, my thunder was rolling...i was lying in bed and tooted, then i pulled the covers over my head and pretended to be a hermit crab.

by MRSKQ August 8, 2009

The Hermit Crab

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!

Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!

by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

Hermit Crabs

When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.

I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.

by Timothy Shady May 12, 2011

the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

feeding the hermit crab

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

Hermit Crab Syndrome

A psychological impulse in which you start seeing another person before ending things with your current partner. Not cheating necessarily, the Hermit Crab Syndrome reflects the ways of the Hermit Crab, who starts moving into a new shell before leaving the old shell.

I have Hermit Crab Syndrome Guys!!! its a real thing where im always looking for something better without the risk of being alone.

by steakandshake November 5, 2011

hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023