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herpegonosyphilaids

The worst Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) a person could ever contract. It is comprised of the following: herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis and AIDS.
"I just got back from Vegas and something really itches and burns down below!"
"Oh, I think you've picked up herpegonosyphilaids...sounds like what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!"
by buffy3 June 2, 2009
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herefordshire

The one and only Shire in the world.

The inspiration for J.R.R.Tolkiens 'the Shire' in Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

Erry one sounds like a right farmer 'round here.

There are plenty of Cider Breweries, but never enough.

The 'h' in Hereford and Herefordshire is often silent.
I'm from Herefordshire, me lover.
by DaKomodo February 22, 2015
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Hereford

The most awesome breed of cattle ever. Red coats with white heads, necks, bellies, tail switches, and occasionally feet. Originated in Herefordshire, England. Known for their excellent marbling quality in the meat and docile disposition.
Look at that cow that just won the show!

Yeah, it's a Hereford , duh!
by dancinglion June 28, 2011
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herpegonnosyphiltitis

The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world. Often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.
Art: "I hooked up with Lisa last night. It was awesome!"
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."
by Nick D July 13, 2004
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Hereford Zone

A rural location in northern Baltimore County, Maryland. The "Zone" is bordered by Carroll County to the west, Harford County to the east, York County, Pennsylvania to the north and the suburban sprall of Hunt Valley, Towson, Lutherville-Timonium etc. to the south.
The Hereford Zone is set apart from the remainder of Baltimore County due to it's rural setting and it's snow line. Anybody traveling Interstate 83 can attest to the snow line at Mt. Carmel Rd. where the snow magically stops to the south.
The Hereford Zone is set apart from the remainder of Baltimore County due to it's rural setting. Interstate 83 runs through it.
by Parkton Pete May 2, 2006
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herpegonnasyphilaids

A term to describe someone that has slept with everyone.

A combonation of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis & A.I.D.S.
Dude, she's she been around so much she's got herpegonnasyphilaids!!
by Huntedbear January 20, 2007
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hereford

Proud home of the Worlds most Elite Special Fordces; The British SAS (Special Air Service).
"Hereford Lines."
by Diego August 10, 2003
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