herosexual

in love with hero beauregard faulkner fiennes tiffin

i am herosexual

by hero lover January 4, 2021

Voodoo Herps

1.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Basically a Herps* that's trying to do witchcraft, voodoo, brujeria, ect.

*Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.

2.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Something you put all blame on when something unfortunate happen.

Examples:

1.Noun:

Looks like voodoo herps is doing her brujeria on her friends again.

2.Noun:

*Spills drink on table*
Fucking voodoo herps!

by Skull5 April 16, 2019

herrscher of sentience

Cutest thing ever, one look from her and you'll instantly buy her merches and become a no life instantly

"damn bro i saw herrscher of sentience yesterday and im now a no life"

by microwaveable February 16, 2022

poss got the gen herps

Abbreviation for "I possibly have genital herpes." Can be serious or used as an excuse to not sleep with a less desirable mate.

Buddy: "Dude please tell me you stayed away from Sophie"
Victim: "She tried her best, but I told her I poss got the gen herps and problem solved"

Example 2
"Poss got the gen herps, 'sults in 'morrow"
"Told you not to get with Sophie"

by PossPossNot March 21, 2010

Hermsen One-Piece

A one piece bathing suit consisting of only the top piece and nothing on the bottom. Can also be wearing a bra and no panties. Can be used in any situation where a top is on and nothing is covering below the waist, bottomless.

"Hey check out that chick over there in the waves. She's bangin!"
"Yea and she's rockin a Hermsen One-Piece so we got a looksie at that bare ass!"

Hey did you see that Harold and Kumar movie with the bottomless party where every girl was rockin a Hermsen One-Piece?

by Tan Brobias September 26, 2010

box of herbs

A box of herbs refers to a particular mood relating to feeling useless, confusion or similar nondescript states. Originating from early herbal pharmaceutical remedies which showed little efficacy, the 'box of herbs' (alt. phrasing- 'box o' herbs') has evolved from medical terminology, into every day speech/slang. When one feels like a 'box of herbs', they are conveying a sense of uselessness, often feeling like they are at a crossroad in their life, with difficult decisions to chose from on each corner. This feeling is followed by confusion, depression, and the occasional polyphagia. The 'box of herbs' mental state is often very difficult to handle, and perplexing for people suffering from psychosomatic indecisiveness. Some effective remedies for feeling like a box of herbs are group decision making and deep thought. Often, only time will replace this feeling with easier to handle emotions, such as feeling like a 'box of birds'.

The negative connotation associated with the phrase 'box of herbs' has lent itself to alternate interpretations. It is not uncommon to find 'box of herbs' referring to any number of negative emotional states.

friend 1:"Good times, bad times?"

friend 2:"I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I feel like a box of herbs."

friend 1:"So...how much do you bench?"

by a_c_e October 27, 2007

Herdsman

Someone who goes after chubbier girls because they are often easier to have sex with.

Often after saying 'herdsman' you can often hear people going 'HYAH! 'hyah!" which is the sound a herdsman makes while herding.

(From Season 2 Episode 10 of The League)

Dude that guy used to go for all the fat chicks. What a herdsman! HYAH!

by Lesgomez November 22, 2010