the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
by thedouchies May 18, 2009
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Get the Herbertmug. by Alright Thazzit January 18, 2008
Get the Herbertmug. by le gooch September 30, 2008
Get the Herbertmug. Herbert is the aging pedophile seen on Family Guy. This crazy old man is in love with Chris Griffin and dreams of someday marrying him. He actually freaks me out a little bit...
by **DrEaMaKeR** December 9, 2005
Get the herbertmug. A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.
My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.
In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.
I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend
In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.
I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend
by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014
Get the A Herbertmug. (Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
by Marwick84 September 30, 2005
Get the herbertmug.