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hepatitus Z

A terrible parasite that survives in women and is better known as a... FETUS
I think i got hepatitus Z from your boyfriend
by gssde January 6, 2009
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hepatitic fuck

An insult of the highest quality, used to describe a person so disgusting that a single touch from them could spread a whole basketful of STIs .

Popular variations include "hepatitic wanker" and "hepatitic wazzok".
You seen that Frankie Cocozza on the Xfactor? He is a right hepatitic fuck.
by AnyonrButFrankie October 30, 2011
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Hepatitis C

Simple Definition: Hep C comes from the Hep C Virus. You get the Hep C Virus from infected blood. Millions have it and most don’t know it. Treatment works half the time for some and barely for everyone else. Blacks and Hispanics are more affected than everyone else. Leaders and studies from these cultures on a ground level are rare so any change is slow in comin’

Complicated Definition: A disease caused by the Hepatitis C Virus, which specifically attacks functions of the liver, this is a strain of Hepatitis that does not have a cure or vaccine.

Hepatitis C is contracted from infected blood and blood products that are transferred to the bodily fluid of the uninfected victim. Current “blood bridges” such as a razor, toothbrush, nail files, incorrectly or not sterilized piercing or tattoo tool or the draw from a reused ink cartridge, unclean or not sterilized syringe or the draw from a reused vial are also included infection vessels.

Approximately 5 million people in the United States are known to carry the virus more than half do not realize they are infected due to the fact 80% of victims show no sign or symptom until liver functions are disrupted.

Treatment exists and is successful approximately 50% of the time for Caucasian, genotype-one patients. People of African, Hispanic, Latino and Mexican decent respond to treatment approximately 30% of the time. Same affected cultures are also highly afflicted perhaps due to lack of active advocacy from cultural leaders along with sparse study participation.
Dude's got Hepatitis C...What's that?
What'cha don't do nothing about is gonna cost ya.
by Make A Difference. July 5, 2008
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hepatitis

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.
want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.
by necro January 10, 2005
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HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS

AIDS AND HEPATITIS of eyes, often caught when away or sick from previous commitments, highly contagious to Dingo's and Jewish people
dude 1: "where is the jewish person today?"
dude 2: "he caught HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS"
by Vearus August 12, 2012
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hepatitits

When a random bout of impulsivity hits you and you decide to randomly pierce your nipples at a sketchy shop charging $30 a nipple. Don’t worry, the Coronas will kill off anything you catch.
Hopefully I don’t catch hepatiTITS from that sketchy shop around the corner when I decided to get pierced on the way to Dunkin’ for my iced coffee. Hopefully the two Coronas each that me and the piercer chugged will keep me from catching anything.”
by Tillie23 May 14, 2023
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Hepatitis

It’s the purest form of love
This is hepatitis
by Recreation of all words April 23, 2021
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