Help 

I'm in a basement, help.

Help me please

Help by I Dropped The Soap December 27, 2018

Help 

What desperate wives and mothers type into their search engine at 1 AM.

He is snoring again, his incessant chewing wasn’t enough now he’s snoring! The kids are pounding on the floors above, and the little one has screamed she hates me for the umpteenth time... help internet friends please help I’m waving my white flag

Help by Kitkat72 July 30, 2018

help 

dude there's a freaking ginormous spider just staring at me please send help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

help by IWILLSKINYOURMOM April 2, 2020

HELP 

a synonym for laughing so hard that you start to grunt and have to hold your hand before your mouth
it can also mean funny confusion or excitement

#someone : omg taylor swift just released a new song
#me : HELP OMG

#someone : picture of danny devito in a spiderman costume
#me HELP

HELP by randypotatohead November 15, 2020

help 

A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isn't fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can't keep.

That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.

help by knowman March 11, 2008

Help 

we all need it

Urbandictonairy is infiltraded with s** and we all need help

Help by Random info for you April 12, 2021

HELP 

THIS IS NOT A DEFINITION I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE GARAGE DOOR PLS CALL 911

HELP

HELP by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021