helpoholic

adj. -- Related to or resulting from the perceived need to "help" or solve the problems of one's friends and family, without the benefit of professional training.

John thought he was just being a good person, but he was actually a helpoholic.

by WoodyChiTwn September 25, 2005

Helpless

Completely in love
Falling for someone

"Ooooh girl,Daveed Diggs got me helpless"
" Girl no,he has a girlfriend"
"I will never be satisfied..

by Yellow Diamond is a clod May 16, 2018

KL Helpline

The KL Helpline answers all questions with scalpel-like accuracy and correctness. It is the most reliable and valid source of information when completing assignments. Said information must be referenced to avoid suspicion and plagiarism, or else it will look like you stole it straight outta Area 51 or some other top secret government facility due to its precocious nature. If the KL Helpline had been around over two-thousand years ago, Jesus would have no reason to seek help from his father with assignments.

KL Helpline: You have reached the KL Helpline. How may I help you?

Student: I've been trying to get with this girl I really like, and I don't want to screw it up... could you tell me how I could approach her?

KL Helpline: Just tell her that you're attracted to her like the Earth is attracted to the Sun: inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Student: Wow! Thanks KL Helpline! You're the best!

by KL Helpline September 15, 2009

helpless

When a shy person is into a guy but can't get the courage to go and talk to them.

Hey angelica look at that guy over there.
Who him?
Yeah him
What about him?
Oh my gosh everytime I look at him he gets my heart racing.
Why not talk to him?
No I can't I feel helpless.

by Noblewolf November 25, 2017

self helpless

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

Herpolated

One who has herpes or exhibits the signs of herpes. They would be said to be herpolated.

Sarah the promiscuous prostitute's herpolated body turned off the majority of her clients.

by Sir Jeff June 16, 2004

Learned Helplessness

When a child/student gives you a perpetual "idk" face when you ask/they are asked, to do some menial task that is well within their ability to do so, but they want you to either do it for them, or just give them the answer.

Susie should stop displaying such obvious learned helplessness and tie her own damn shoelaces, the idiot is thirteen!

The students suffer from a ridiculous amount of learned helplessness whenever they are asked to go over something their science teacher *just*freaking*disscused*.

by The.strangler. June 2, 2016