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Rational Hedonism

A modern, growing Religion based on enjoying the pleasures of this life, now, instead of holding out for a hoped-for heaven after you're dead and it's too late.

Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.

Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.

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Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.
by Subtle_PuppetMaster January 3, 2011
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hedonic

pleasure-seeking person
You are a hedonic whore.
by Monakee March 28, 2008
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hemonecroformicophiliac

The Fetish of liking the feeling of "small undead and hemoraging" insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached.

This refers to the concept of Formicophiliac
(Girl 1): Oh My God, that guy that just walked past looks soooo creepy! o.O
(Girl 2): I know right! I think he may be a hemonecroformicophiliac.. :O
by ORC_ASM June 13, 2011
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hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.
by JS March 14, 2004
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Hedonism Bot

One of the greatest but most underrated characters on Futurama. Known for being completely golden, always lying down, even while walking, almost always munching on grapes, and always rejoicing at anything and everything that brings him entertainment or pleasure.
Some of Hedonism Bot's best quotes are:

I apologize for nothing!

Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent! And just when I was beginning to lose interest... Djambi, the chocolate icing!

Oh, sirrah, how deliciously absurd!
by Gaaraofthedamned November 14, 2011
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hedonist

Those who seek fulfilment through pleasure in life.

See also: epicurean
I am a dirty hedonist. Take off your pants and lather yourself in this chocolate syrup.
by Rusty March 4, 2005
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hednesford

A mysterious town in the middle of Cannock and Rugeley full of little road man yutes and teenagers thinking there cool on bikes under Tesco .
Yo bruv you coming Hednesford to bike under Tesco and piss off the manger.

Yeah man I would but my bikes braken
by MAnlikeLJ February 22, 2019
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