headphones

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."

by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

headphone fairies

The Reason Why Your Headphones Randomly Become Tangled Up In Your Pocket

Damn, The Headphone Fairies Have Been In My Pocket Again !

by Sophie..x :) April 28, 2009

Headphone Syndrome

When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.

Mike: Hey man how's it going?
Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome

by Black Majik September 27, 2005

Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.

I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

by WestCoastLisa June 27, 2006

headphone kid

A kid that had to experience his parents getting divorced during his childhood and who eventually just used to remain in his or her room alone with headphones on at full blast in order not to hear the constant shouting and screaming of his or her parents breaking up anymore.

"The Blairs' are totally going for the huge and nasty break-up turning poor Jerry into a headphone kid"

by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds June 11, 2006

headphone mode

A state of being in which one is unable to communicate due to the use headphones.

Jesse: I feel like we don't communicate together, I want to break up.

Adrian: I can't hear you sweetie, I'm in Headphone Mode.

by Sam Zackheim March 2, 2007

Headphone Syndrome

Someone attempting to speak to one another while listening to ear bleedingly loud music through their headphones.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about Katie?
Guy 2: WHAT?!?
Guy 1: Are you retarded?
Guy 2: YEAH!. (turns off music) I'm sorry what?
Guy 1: Damn, must be headphone syndrome.

by brandonXcore April 6, 2007