hezbollah 

A group of camel jockeys who hide missles under schools and hospitals to diliberately create civilian casualties.

Also the gigilos of choice for Bashar Assad and the gay Iranian leader.

Assad: Hey Nasrallah, can you send me a good shiite male dicksucking from your stable of hezbollah whores?
Nasrallah: sure. should i also send a katyusha to use as an ass stimulant?

hezbollah by I kick ass and take names August 26, 2006

Hasbulla Magomedov 

noun
A God-King. He has been sent by the sentinels themselves to bring peace and prosperity to this terra firma. Often classified with a GHD, he actually prefers his understated size to gain advantage on any threat.

Recently accepted the position of Minister of Agriculture in Россия in honor of his love for chocolate covered strawberries.

Currently, he is training for the world heavyweight title against Abdu Rozik.

Hobbies include the Namibian National Cricket Team, Space Invaders, as well as extreme couponing.

"Have you seen the news recently? There is this little dwarf in Russia".
"No my friend, that is Hasbulla Magomedov. The Omen has returned to its creation".

Hasbulla Magomedov by KolossalKraut June 2, 2021

hamdullah 

similar to the english expression, praise to God.

when someone finishes their meal they say hamdullah.

hamdullah by iwantoknow January 11, 2010

hezbollah 

a group of angry men who sneaked in 12,000 missiles into lebanon under their funny hats and are now lobbing them into northern israel.

thanks to hezbollah, world war 3 is underway.

hezbollah by dirty rotten scoundrel July 18, 2006

The Hezbollah

When a male is in the process of making out with a female, after one or two kisses the said male promptly pulls his face away, whips out his dick, and begs the female for fellatio in a half desperate, half forceful/demanding matter thus terrorizing her whether she ends up blowing him or not. A Lebanese kid with no game was the first to attempt it (hence the name hezbollah)

Isaac the Lebonese kid: lets make out
michelle: ok
*one kiss*
*Isaac whips out his dick*
michelle: what the fuck are you doing????
Isaac: please suck it.....PLEASEEEEE. C'mon its already out. dont make me put it away. trust me you don't want me to put it away........... JUST FUCKING SUCK IT YOU WHORE!!!!
michelle: stop trying to pull The Hezbollah on me. your terrorizing me with that dinky wink

The Hezbollah by slamminsammy June 24, 2010

habibullah 

The sexiest, manliest, strongest, fastest, most beautiful man ever to live. He is the ideal man for every women no matter the ethnicity, age, gender or even number of legs they have ;).

I want to kanjooos Habibullah’s d***

habibullah by Lodmilla khalil November 23, 2021

Hasbulla

The fucking goat. He will beat the fuck out of Abdu the gay ass nigga

Person 1: Yo are you gonna wacth hasbulla and Abdu fight?
Person 2: Abdu is a stinky nonce.
Person 1: Ye fax bro hasbulla is my daddy
Person 2: what da fuck!?!

Hasbulla by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021