hillbilly hayride

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.

Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!

by Element_X December 16, 2015

Alabama Hayride

When you braid your facial hair into a dildo and proceed to use it during sexual intercourse.

Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.

by H8breeder May 16, 2010

hayride

Multiple sexual acts which occur in a rural setting, esp. around or near hay, usually in a barn, always between young men in their late teens.

"Man, Noah is uptight. Hasn't Luke taken him for a hayride, yet?" or "Luke and Noah took a very long hayride yesterday; the barn floor is really sticky."

Other usage: "If Noah doesn't get to ride the hay soon, he will explode."

by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008

hayride

A hayride is a pleasure ride in an open truck, wagon or sleigh which has been decorated with hay or straw and similar farmlife paraphernalia. In modern times it is usually organized commercially and takes place at night.

Hayrides on Halloween are often dubbed as 'haunted hayrides'. During Fall, in Colorado and Other Great Plain states, a hayride may feature a stop at a Pumpkin Patch where passengers can pick a Pumpkin.

I took my daughters to Pumpkin festival, there were hayrides, face paiting and pumpkin decorating.

by Ole-lukoye October 19, 2009

Hayride

When a man or woman sits on the face of a dude with a medium to long beard.

Look at that guy with beard... I'd love to take a hayride on that.

by LACotton November 27, 2016

choctaw hayride

Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).

Hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a Choctaw hayride?

by hotsac97 January 16, 2015

Hayride

An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.

Our school forced us to go on a hayride for homecoming again, DAMMIT!

by RebelWithoutAClause October 10, 2004