havre de grace

the ULTIMATE proof that the city is down to earth and the suburbs are spoiled (see example)

Guy: "Hmm, let's see...the median income in downtown havre de grace...$31,000. Races are 64% white,31%black,5%hispanic Kay, kay, liking that..."

Guy: "Now the average income in the suburbs of havre de grace...WHAT? $66,000? WTF MAN, WTF! Well let's see the races...86% white,11% black,2%hispanic,1%asian...WTF MAN."

Guys snobby wife: "Ohh, that second one sounds nice!"
Guy again: "FUCK YOU BITCH.IM MOVING DOWNTOWN."

by provedit March 9, 2008

havre de grace

One hardass shithole sitting along Route 40 in Maryland.

Havre de Grace. A town that damn sure looks like something else. Need I say it. :P

by porkypullydozer971 April 16, 2007

havre

MT (city, FIPS 35050)
Location: 48.54382 N, 109.67910 W
Population (1990): 10201 (4346 housing units)
Area: 6.4 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 59501

havre

by Cleapatra November 9, 2003

Havre de Grace

You can call us poor all you fucking want "pwr_yo" or whatever your dumbass fucking name is, but we could fuck you AND your whole community up single-handidly physically and mentally ANY fucking DAY...
If you want to live in fantasy land with your faggot-ass tea-drinking buddies, go to Perry Hall or something, and get the FUCK out of our town if you don't like it.
And our town is NOT dirt poor as it used to be, so once again, FUCK off the poverty issue.

FUCK all the rich whiny little wannabees...
May the real of Maryland be reserved for Baltimore City,Havre de Grace,Aberdeen,Annapolis,Edgewood,and Salisbury;
Anybody anywhere else is a wankster ass fucking BITCH.
You all DISGRACE us. FUCK yus. Oh yeah, and that's OUR phrase too, mother fucker.

by Fuck Yus December 25, 2007

Havre de Grace

1.The Decoy Capital of the World, and perhaps more than coincidentally, the Nick-Naming a City for the Most Obscure Inconsequential Bullshit Possible Capital of the world. A rather poor town in Maryland, a state in which any poverty is most likely a result of the place strangling itself with it's own high-ass standard of living.Anyone over the age of 40 living in Havre de Grace probably fucking hates it there.

2.A town filled with Antique shops run by antique people that hate those devilish industries that would bring that uh..what's it...ah, profit, to the town.

3. Seriously, get me the hell out of here.

1.Newcomer-So..a lot of Old people and Black people here in Havre de Grace, huh?
Veter;ahem,Established Resident-Yea. So you want to go carve some wood into the likeness of a duck?

2. Blarg! Tatoo shop!? Restaurant!? What we need is another "Country and Collectibles" store with some fake-cute-actually-retarded name.

3. Dear god, help me.

by pwr 13375 y0 May 29, 2005

Havre-de-Grace-Trailer

A trailer reeking of stale reused condoms, frozen TV dinners for Jeff, puke from someone overeating despite a stomach stapling, infidelity, a bastard child dating military dirt, toxic fumes from cheap space heaters, and Bo B.O.;

Man that trailer stinks like a Havre-de-Grace-Trailer!

by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it December 5, 2004

HAVRE DE GRACE

Gang capital of harford county
alongside edgewood and aberdeen of course

many ignorant bulle rock dwellers deny it.
havre de grace has a lot of gang issues.
90% of all crime there is "gang"-related.
it's not to look cool,it's just what a lot of the younger people there are into,and they take it pretty seriously.
open your eyes.

by gracehead January 19, 2009