A person, usually a Seattle Seahawks fan, that continues to defend the play of NFL quarterback Matt Hasselbeck despite the mountain of evidence that proves Hasselbeck to be a washed-up stiff.
Can you believe that one guy on the Seahawks blog said he wants the team to re-sign that terrible piece of shit Matt Hasselbeck, even after how crummy the guy has played the last few years? What a Hasshole!
An undergrad business student enrolled in the Haas School of Business at University of California, Berkeley, who exhibits many negative characteristics that allow themselves to be labeled as 'douches' or 'assholes', hence the name Haashole.
They are normally arrogant, cocky, full of bullshit, talk loudly about vague things, incoherent, and think they're so great for getting a business degree.