Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012

Hasselhoff

A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'

Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!

by BishDaddy April 23, 2009

Hasselhoff

A very sloppy hambuger.

I'll need more napkins for this messy Hasselhoff burger.

by darin98401 May 22, 2007

Hasselhoff

1. Being of or related to extreme sexyness and body shine. 2. Having millions of fans in Germany but only known for sitcoms in which a car and or tits were better actors in the US.

That guy is so Hasselhoff.

by tr0var BangZ June 15, 2003

Hasselhoff

Something that is ultra cool to a select few but completely moronic to the rest.

1. Wow man, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is like so Hasslehoff.

2. Where the fuck are all the hot women? This nightclub is fucking Hasslehoff.

by MatrixDweller August 7, 2005

Hasselhoff

Something that is fucking awesome! Not just awesome, but fucking awesome.

The show I love the 90's so so Hasselhoff.

by Robert Young and Camille Graham July 31, 2008

Hasselhoff

Stupid German Fuck who gets on you god dammed nerves.

What a fuckin Hasselhoff!

by Tanya October 30, 2004