Harte Hanks

The act of being so fucking poor that even a bum would throw a coin at you.

by c0balt January 27, 2003

Harte Hanks

See also Hell

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Hartel

A goofy looking oddity of the meerkat species, commonly found in Holliston Massachusetts. A Hartel is easily distinguishable by its brightly colored happiness tattoo, loud obnoxious whooping sound and incredibly small anatomy.

Hey will someone get that hose clamp away from that hartel before it gets burried on meerkat manner.

by HAPINESS January 6, 2009

Bret Harte Middle School

just no and no
the teachers probably hate their jobs and you can probably to tell

bret harte middle school is just a no

by askylea September 17, 2019

dan harte

sexy short king who enjoys a thong and a good time

dan harte is used as a name for a sexy short person

“oh your such a dan harte”

by singing master24 May 15, 2021

hartj

Pronounced harch, this word is used in place of words such as dude, bro, man, and homie, when greeting your broskies.

Instead of saying "what up man?" you would say "what up hartj?"

Common phrases using the word 'hartj' include but are not limited to: 'not today hartj', 'it is what it is hartj', and 'can't tay hartj'

by donnyphelan July 29, 2010

Joe Harted

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club

Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted

by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021