Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010

Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011

hansel and gretel

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

by rshanks April 7, 2008

hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011

Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.

Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.

by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018