Hansel and Gretel 

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

Hansel and Gretel by padre6969 May 31, 2011

hansel and gretel 

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

hansel and gretel by rshanks April 7, 2008

hansel and gretel 

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

hansel and gretel by rshanks April 9, 2008

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

hansel-and-gretel by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011

Hansel and Gretal 

Definition

1: When a girl feeds her man fruit all day so his cum tastes better. (verb)

"Yeah man, my girlfriend hansel and gretaled me all day so she could have something sweet without any calories"

Hansel and Gretal by huibgsduifv August 28, 2016

hansel and gretelling 

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.

I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?

hansel and gretelling by odie74 September 20, 2016

hansel and gretelling 

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

hansel and gretelling by bignukka February 15, 2010