handlebar

The type of drinking establishment that services mostly motorcyclers and local roughnecks.

We realized we had overdressed once we walked in the bar; the place was completely handlebar.

by Chatain February 18, 2009

handlebars

The lovehandles of a champ.

I am so fit, Lance Armstrong could ride on these handlebars.

by henchman32 February 18, 2011

Handlebars

A dance move that mimics to process of giving head while wearing one's hair in pigtails whiling pulling in either direction

The foo was gettin the handlebars in the bathroom at the club last night.

by Dashley Darrion March 5, 2008

handlebars

A guy with great biceps that can be used to hold onto during intimate engagements.

Oh my gosh...look at the handlebars on that boy!

I'd like to wrap my hands around those handlebars.

by Ryan K. August 12, 2005

Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

by ANTMFan October 26, 2011