handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Handful Of Dough

Brother to the batwing and the brain. Handful of dough is where you grab your scrotum and push your balls back and grab just the skin. Resembling a handful of Dough.

John- Yea he gave me the batwing so I counted with handful of dough!

James-nice one bro.

by F81A March 26, 2013

handful of nutz

it is what you get when you reach down my pants.

You wanna handful of nutz? Well do you?

by Big Smoke Dogg November 17, 2003

handful-of-jacks

1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book

2. A male getting himself off with his own hand

3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.

1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.

2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.

3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.

by Mister jack Fister January 6, 2009

handful of grapes

A handful of yo man's balls

Brittany reached down Dustin's pants, and got a handful of grapes.

by Dimebag Harrell June 27, 2008

Handful kid

A child who is mad and their rage can not be controlled because they are spoiled.

handful kid: @DerpTrolling Who the fuck plays on PS3s?

handful kid: @DerpTrolling nerd, get a life loser

handful kid: @xXHerseyBoyXx @DerpTrolling I can track down your phone number to your company address... You nerds gonna get raided.

ME: @TeamPill1 @DerpTrolling I made a comic for the handful kid, hes so mad. hes will going to go tell his mother.

by Handfulkidz January 4, 2014

handful of dimmies

With his dimmies in hand, Cam Constable takes a moment to sit back, relax, and savor the food. Whether he enjoys them in the café or takes them to go, the experience offers both physical and mental satisfaction.

When Cam finally reaches the café he steps inside, the café staff already knows what he’s going to ask for, a handful of dimmies

by Matty Be December 16, 2024