hand brake

if someone is boring and puts a stop to the fun they are a hand brake.

He's no fun, don't invite him out tonight, he'll just be a hand brake.

by Oompa Loompa 73 April 29, 2009

Hand brake

In football, play less than to one's potential, due to self inflicted obstacles. Be less free and flowing than usual, due to some psychological block.
Term introduced, and used constantly, by Arsenal's manager Arsene Wenger (who also introduced several other terms, as "footballistically", and others.

"I believe in the first half we were not sharp enough, we played a lil bit wiz de hand brake, and we didn't create many chances".

by yuviken February 22, 2013

hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.

"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"

by panda porn December 17, 2011

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc

Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."

by Illumination666 October 28, 2009

you win a brand new back hand

somthing said following an idiotic comment.

someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"

by your faddah April 27, 2008

Brazilian Hand Grenade

The act, during vaginal intercourse, of swiftly pulling out and promptly inserting a handful of brazilian nuts into the woman's vaginal orifice. You then procede to kick the vagina so as to smash the nuts inside of it, thus spewing forth fragments of nuts, simulating a hand grenade.

Hello, unsuspecting woman. Let us mate so that I may give you a Brazilian Hand Grenade

by punkska1234 November 4, 2008