by mephisto June 02, 2003
Guy #1: Don't worry so much they always manage to get out of this sort of thing.
Guy #2: Yeah, he is a Han Solo.
Guy #2: Yeah, he is a Han Solo.
by JainLikeRain December 03, 2003
Name for a dead corpse after his son has just brutally stabbed him in the chest with a light saber and murdered him on the spot.
by NOT TOO SHABBY! December 29, 2015
The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.
"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"
by F201 August 25, 2008
A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.
by Jacko33 May 31, 2007
by destroying u April 23, 2005
To smoke a blunt or joint to yourself. Han Solo is a character from the hit movie trilogy Star Wars. I like to think that when i take a blunt to the head a nigga will be right up in space on his level!
Man 1: Yo cuz, what you bout to do with that weed.
Man 2: Shit man you already know, i'm bout to Han Solo this bitch, and you or anybody else aint gettin' nothin!
*Blows smoke in face*
Man 2: Shit man you already know, i'm bout to Han Solo this bitch, and you or anybody else aint gettin' nothin!
*Blows smoke in face*
by Whocares111 September 15, 2011