Hamp

He is a caring, hot, and great boyfriend. A Hamp usually dates a Carolyn and they are perfect for each other. He always listens to what you say even if you don't think he is. He is a great kisser and he is very athletic. A Hamp usually plays football or baseball. A Hamp and a Carolyn are so perfect for each other and never get into fights. A Hamp is a perfect guy and a perfect boyfriend. He is also very hot. All other couples look up to a Hamp and carolyn and want to be just like them

Wow Hamp and carolyn are perfect for each other, I wish I could be like them.

by Baseball is life May 8, 2017

Hamp

Happy and mad

After Tims's food was burnt at his least favorite resturant Tim was hamp

by casey_neistat September 3, 2018

Hamp

A woman who is, against all odds, both sexy and cute at the same time. Typically has an innocent face and heathen tattoos.

"Did you see that new intern Laura? "

"Yeah bro, she's a straight Hamp!"

by DinduEnuff September 20, 2020

Hamp

Vice-Grandmaster of RGFENC and epik woman and pranmskter

Wow Hamp is true epic! - obama

by Dr. Luigi's pet cat May 31, 2021

Hamp

To open a bag then shake introducing air to open

Brooke will hamp the plastic bag by shaking it open before using it.

by Outlaw IRS October 8, 2022

Hamp

To open a bag then shake introducing air to open.

Brooke will take hold the bag at the top and hamp it by shaking to open it before using

by Outlaw IRS October 8, 2022

HAMP Modification

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.

Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.

by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010