Hamisexual

The love of every other race except black people in the opposite sex; specifically no weave.

I'm sorry guys I can't date that black girl, I'm Hamisexual.
That black bitch has a fat ass but since I'm Hamisexual, I would never think to tap that.

by JFlow845 October 13, 2011

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005

homasexual

An extremely extremely gay person. They do gay things and they exceed regular gayness. It usually pertains to an actually nongay person that jus does some "gay" things alot.

Man, Scott is such a homasexual he keeps touchin that kid over there.

by Chizzle June 11, 2006

Hermasexual

noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.

"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."

by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008

hammosexual

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams

Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham

by Suleyman The Magnificent NYC June 16, 2017

Hammersexual

A sexuality akin to jackhammering

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"

by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011

hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020