hamburglar

a strange little character from McDonalds who runs around in a cape and mask and steals hamburgers.

" oh no, the hamburglar stole my hamburger again!"

by hellboy October 12, 2003

The Temple of Gremace and the Hamburglar

A religion of worshiping the McDonald's characters Gremace (the big purple guy) and the Hamburglar (that gay thief guy). This religion involves you having to go to temple every day at 2am or you will be tracked down and killed. To join this religion you must cut your wrist over a bible letting the blood drip over it while you eat a hamburger from a preticipating McDonald's only $.99 and while you are there you should try monopoly at McDonald's where you have a 1 in 4 chance of winning, just saying.

Lets go to the temple of Gremace and the hamburglar and slit our wrists!

by The Buffy the Vampire Slayer October 13, 2011

sexy hamburgler

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)

Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.

by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019

The Hamburgler

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.

"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"

by KuJo December 12, 2004

Hamburglaring

Hamburglaring is the act of non verbally defaming large multinational corporations through Art in which the Artist ridicules the corporation and mascot or mascots,and is incorporated into the main subject of the Artist work.

For the U.K.Streetartist and stencillist BANKSY,and his Australian counterpart ,the Pastellist James DeWeaver,they both incorporate "Hamburglaring"into their artworks,with a focus for BANKSY being the McDonalds clown Ronald McDonald,and DeWeaver's work and critisism with the McDonald's "Hamburglar"

by Mary Jane O'Mullnihey August 23, 2011

Crusty Hamburgaler

A form of seduction so vile, that it cannot even be described. It can however consist of 1 water buffalo, 1 spatula, a tube of axel grease, and preferrably blind midget. Only these 4 items can be used in the forbidden art.

After repeated attemps of failure, Dexter was finally able to get Jason to go out on a date with him by performing the "Crusty Hamburgaler".

by Jeff Beanard May 13, 2008

The Hamburglar

A person or group of people place a large order of hamburgers from the McDonald's drive-thru menu. Then, after they have paid for them, the driver looks away (preferably placing a wallet or pocketbook in the passenger's seat). While the driver is looking the other way, another person dressed in a black striped outfit runs by the window and grabs the bag of hamburgers from the McDonald's worker. Then the driver asks for his money back or another order, and the group successfully doubles their order of hamburgers.

My friends and I were starving, so we decided to use the hamburglar.

by lsdforfree December 26, 2009