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Haldor is a synonym for retard
"that guy over there is a total Haldor!"

"its realy Haldor to show ur D on television"
by Ruter_Knekt May 10, 2016
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Halldór And Ísak

Halldór and Ísak are a rare bread in Iceland known for they’re Really Really small Dicks
Person 1: wait wait wait..

Person 2: wh-
Person 1: Ssssshh
Person 1: “whispers” Those are Halldór and Ísak

Person 2: Screams “OH MY GOD

‘Halldór and Ísak runs off’
Person 1: Are you Stupid
by Guuud November 1, 2019
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Halldor

A true legend. He is known for putting matches in door locks
Fakka HALLDOR
by Mister_Ha_Ha December 2, 2019
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Halldór snær/ dóri DNA

dóri DNA has a weird blood disease which makes it easy to compare him to the known Icelandic celebrity dóri DNA. When he walks in with his striped head he glows with his head and pure Christianity which is weird because his political views are almost fascist. But sometimes you can't see him because girls and boys surround him and hale him.
girls: own me
Halldór snær/ dóri DNA: hush hush little girl just join the others in my basement
by dusd August 24, 2022
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Halicore

Combination of Hardcore and Halitosis (bad breath)

Halitosis is used to describe cases of bad breath so extreme that only human excrement or rotting fish can match it for pong.
Man your breath is halicoreee get some damned mints
by Hermanthegerman July 25, 2009
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Halldór

Halldór is probably that one really funny and extremely ordinary weird guy u remeber from high school. He drives around in a special, green car that reminds you of kidnappers which is not so unusual because Halldór’s middle name is pedophile. Therefore he always carries shitload of candy in his pockets, especially something that makes children produce metan because Halldór doesn’t believe in global warming. Halldór is like a tasty carrot, fresh and breezeful on the inside but ginger on the outside!
Cry if someone calls you Halldór because its like ur being defined as a person with dólgur.
by Lillib303 May 21, 2020
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Halldór

Halldór is sa skinny noodle who like to watch kinky busty gilf and fuck his sisters
Halldór
by sagginfagin March 11, 2020
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