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Hakeem is a 6 foot 12 inch dick alpha male that girls can’t resist if you meet a Hakeem you are very very lucky. Also he is very very funny
Girl:whose that hot guy over there
Girl: oh look at him he must be a Hakeem
Hakeem by Randomuser107 March 24, 2019
A popular mixed guy who every sungle girl likes. He commonly has a fade in his fro, wears jordans, fake gucci, takes dirty mirror pics, has "GLO GVNG" in his bio along with "D.M.(V)" (Depends on where you from tho) and a backwards polo cap. Has like 12k on IG and always trying to flex. He play basketball or football and got a huge ass sqaud. Don't fuck with a Hakeem tho, he got hands. Hakeems can be known for making it on worldstar.
"Girl did you see Hakeem chasing after Malaysia the other day?"

"Girl yes and you know he was lookin FINE as hell. Hakeem needa come thru!"
Hakeem by illestmamita December 9, 2015
Nice looking buffed man that get sexy girls and has a HUGE DICK
Girl : OH SHIT WHO IS THAT GOD LOOKIN MAN

girl2: oh that’s Hakeem he is so sexy

Girl : I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT HUNK OF HOTTNESS
Hakeem by SMmsjsjs November 21, 2018
The name of a guy that you've probably met.
Or YOU are that guy.

Now listen here buddy, your name means wise, doctor and inteligent.
You probably don't meet many people with your name sooo you think it's rare, but I don't think so.

GET OFF OF THIS SITE YOU MORON.

FIND A BETTER WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE GOING TO FIND HERE ARE SELF OBSESSED PEOPLE WHO LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES!

ALSO, IF YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR ALREADY go follow your dreams!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
HAKEEM, I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!!
Hakeem by Hskcole October 30, 2020
Obviously yeah, the moistnisity has to be higher than normal cause normal dickheadness is just not enough’

‘Do I look like a Hakeem to you?’
Hakeem by big man haks December 13, 2018
He is a monkey evolved from planet of apes aka Cesar. He is smart at developing and a broke ass monkey jungle beware his nails
The monkey was dangerous he was more of a hakeem type
Hakeem by Hakeemalallal July 30, 2017