Hairers

The name for the group of people who openly question the legitimacy of Donald Trump's hair. Is it real? Is it a wig? Is there an alien living under there? Hairers do not believe his hair is real and demand he produce irrefutable evidence that it is - as he claims - his real hair.

Why hairers? It's modeled after the term "birthers" which is the charge that Trump is currently leading to question whether or not Obama was born a US citizen.

There's going to be a hairers rally this afternoon where people will be chanting and wearing wigs.

by TheDeeDub May 18, 2011

hairless cat

Landon

hi hairless cat

by dumratatata August 20, 2020

player hatress

a player hatress as a female player hater cockblocker grenade

a guy and a girl is in a room and the player hatress stands in between you two.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 26, 2006

mexican hairless

when you completely shave your pussy hair off

that girl went mexican hairless

by the best thing in life 2243 October 1, 2008

Rowboat Heiress

A Rowboat Heiress is any girl who is next in line to acquire her fathers dredging and dock-building compant. Rowboat Heiresses always have expensive clothes, but always dress whorey to conceal their wealth. They don't want people to guess they are rich from their clothes, they want to announce it themselves. Rowboat Heiresses will often purchase expensive presents for boys that they barely know and are also known to snort the occasional line in the bathroom at school.

Wow, the Rowboat Heiress looks totally hot today in her pointy black boots, I wonder if she has any coke I could buy.

by shuanita December 8, 2004

Dirty heiress

Well dirty heiress is my cousin, eww why you think like this you ho... dont search for my bby like this again;)

Jk dirty heiress is always on top, also usually has red hairs....

Yoo bro, I met a dirty heiress, she stole my cat so I gave her herpes!

by Cute_toes666 May 22, 2020

Hairless Ape

A member of the species Homo Sapiens, esp. when being discussed in a way that only makes sense in an anthropological context. Popularized by Howard the Duck.

You means buying flowers actually made it worse? Damn, Hairless Ape relationships are such a pain.

by Al Benedict October 2, 2008