Hagen

hagen a special kind of cunt

hagen a special kind of cunt

by litfamyeetdab October 30, 2019

Hagen

A Hagen seems like a really good looking guy with a nice body but once you get to know him he becomes obsessive and a really big dick

He was being such a Hagen today

by KayLee Goold February 5, 2015

Hagen

A black headed, green eyed, guy that lives in Elkin, NC, and works in Wilkesboro, NC. Set the ODAC catches per game (10.3) record at Guilford College. Questionably the coolest guy alive!

Hagen is so cool, I wish I just like him.

by Mallorie Vogler April 4, 2010

Hagen

A legendary peacock from the mean streets of yorba linda, CA. His multitude of heinous and flamboyant tattoos, in addition to the various screamo bands he jumps in and out of make him quite an entertaining character in the Orange County underground. Rumored to have slept with over 1,200 women, there are few taboos that Hagen does not defy.

"Did you hear about Hagen the other night? He was arrested for sodomizing an underage vagrant hippie behind Sonic in Buena Park. Yeah, they busted him for having a mini-pharmacy taped to his crotch as well."

by DowntownPreacher February 13, 2008

Hagenized

N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.

"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"

by Jonathon October 7, 2004

hagen

"A girl who licks random guys faces."

"And who rides trains often!"

"Hey you just got a hagen buy a Salmon!"

by sier November 3, 2007

The Hagen

A mythical STD derived from Germany, A theory that one can contract "The Hagen" after sleeping with a man-whore, The mythical STD is a german slang term that means everywhere, just like a man-whore.

She slept with that man-whore last night and now she has "The Hagen".

by free rider January 4, 2010