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legendary peacock from the mean streets of yorba linda, CA. His multitude of heinous and flamboyant tattoos, in addition to the various
screamo bands he jumps in and out of make him quite an entertaining character in the Orange County
underground. Rumored to have slept with over 1,200 women, there are few taboos that Hagen does not defy.
"Did you hear about Hagen the other night? He was arrested for sodomizing an underage vagrant
hippie behind Sonic in Buena Park. Yeah, they
busted him for having a mini-pharmacy taped to his crotch as
well."