Skip to main content
A Hagen seems like a really good looking guy with a nice body but once you get to know him he becomes obsessive and a really big dick
He was being such a Hagen today
Hagen by KayLee Goold February 5, 2015
A black headed, green eyed, guy that lives in Elkin, NC, and works in Wilkesboro, NC. Set the ODAC catches per game (10.3) record at Guilford College. Questionably the coolest guy alive!
Hagen is so cool, I wish I just like him.
Hagen by Mallorie Vogler April 4, 2010
A legendary peacock from the mean streets of yorba linda, CA. His multitude of heinous and flamboyant tattoos, in addition to the various screamo bands he jumps in and out of make him quite an entertaining character in the Orange County underground. Rumored to have slept with over 1,200 women, there are few taboos that Hagen does not defy.
"Did you hear about Hagen the other night? He was arrested for sodomizing an underage vagrant hippie behind Sonic in Buena Park. Yeah, they busted him for having a mini-pharmacy taped to his crotch as well."
Hagen by DowntownPreacher February 13, 2008
"A girl who licks random guys faces."

"And who rides trains often!"
"Hey you just got a hagen buy a Salmon!"
hagen by sier November 3, 2007
A handsome popular boy who always jokes around. A boy with Hagen as a name is very sporty; playing all sports especially basketball. He knows all the classic one-liners and always entertains the class. Hagen also devours everything and makes restaurants run out of food.
Gosh, that handsome boy there in that laughing crowd must be Hagen!
Hagen by AwesomeSparky March 31, 2018
A boy with blonde hair is mega fye!!! Don’t make him mad or be annoying around him or he won’t like you very much. He is cute but short so he gets the description “he’ll be cute in high school when he grows. He has his player moments some times. He is pretty smart and nice. He may be a player without a girl but once he gets one he is the most loyal person
Dang look at Hagen.
Hagen by The goat2345585 April 6, 2020