I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, orignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, orignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
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YoVille hackers, what can I say, individuals who hack the game, well Modify it to be exact. These individuals no nothing about hacking, they are a bunch of noobs and noobets who think they are tough an hardcore. They threaten you with Freezing you or disconnection which is really nothing because you'll be back in less than 30 seconds. They have ceperate groups and each one trys to present it's self as the biggest and baddest when they all do the same. They know nothing an use youtube to infect their own computers trying to look up "keyloggers", ( yup but really they're just keylogging them selfs ).
They are a group of 13 - 22 year olds who have no lifes an are outcast/rejects. Some of these kids have bipolar depression, so don't blame them. They will never learn anything and are paranoid as fuck. They act like they know anything about the art of hacking, but really it takes them 1 year to figure something so easy.
They are a group of 13 - 22 year olds who have no lifes an are outcast/rejects. Some of these kids have bipolar depression, so don't blame them. They will never learn anything and are paranoid as fuck. They act like they know anything about the art of hacking, but really it takes them 1 year to figure something so easy.
"Hey guys I just got a keylogger!"
Disconnection Story #1..
Innocent guy: "Why are these yoville hackers such douches?"
Random Yv Hacker skid: "YOU CALLED ME A BITCH, FUCK ME IN THE BUTT!! AHHH ARG!!!AA!!! I DISCONNECT YOU NOW!!
Random Yv Hacker Skid: "Seee that I pwned that kid"
Innocent Guy: "Hits the refresh button and comes back and still doesn't give a shit."
Disconnection Story #2:
Real Hacker: "Hey I found an exploit on this website, apparently they're server had webdav access, it was so easy to shell, + I got all their emails and hacked them"
Random Yv Hacker Skid: "BITCH YOU SAY U HACK ME???? HERE MY EMAIL: Imadickandknonothing@fckmyass.com
HACK IT BITCH!!!"
Random Yv Hacker Skid #2: "Hey lets disconnect him hehehe he thinks he's a hackers"
Real Hacker: *Refreshes* "gets the guys IP address via email, overflow his internet, than exploits his system and pwns him"
Disconnection Story #1..
Innocent guy: "Why are these yoville hackers such douches?"
Random Yv Hacker skid: "YOU CALLED ME A BITCH, FUCK ME IN THE BUTT!! AHHH ARG!!!AA!!! I DISCONNECT YOU NOW!!
Random Yv Hacker Skid: "Seee that I pwned that kid"
Innocent Guy: "Hits the refresh button and comes back and still doesn't give a shit."
Disconnection Story #2:
Real Hacker: "Hey I found an exploit on this website, apparently they're server had webdav access, it was so easy to shell, + I got all their emails and hacked them"
Random Yv Hacker Skid: "BITCH YOU SAY U HACK ME???? HERE MY EMAIL: Imadickandknonothing@fckmyass.com
HACK IT BITCH!!!"
Random Yv Hacker Skid #2: "Hey lets disconnect him hehehe he thinks he's a hackers"
Real Hacker: *Refreshes* "gets the guys IP address via email, overflow his internet, than exploits his system and pwns him"
by Iamhacker August 23, 2011
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A Hacker is a individual who, through practice, has developed the skill required to manipulate The Mainframe of a Computer. Hackers are divided into several catagories or "Classes" depending on what they do:
TYPES OF HACKERS
White Hat: A White Hat is a Hacker paid and working for a Goverment Agency to deliberately Hack into a Computers Mainframe to find any potential Weak Points in a Computer's Mainframe, and then figure out how to fix them.
Black Hat: A Black Hat is a Hacker who is Agressive in Nature. Black Hat's are known to create Zombie Computers by use of a Computer Virus, which the Black Hat will then use to crash a website unless their demands are met. Black Hats are generally very intellegent in nature and will work in Groups (Nicknamed "Wolf Packs" by Internet Users) to bring down larger websites (Some Highly-Skilled Groups of Black Hats have even been known to crash Goverment Agencies). Black Hats are VERY DANGEROUS, especially in groups, and should be treated as such, there is also a more passive version of the Black Hat known as the Grey Hat, which shall be discussed later. Also note that, after being caught, most (If not all) Goverment-Targeting Black Hats are recruted by the Agency that caught them and turned into a Red Hat.
A Hacker is a individual who, through practice, has developed the skill required to manipulate The Mainframe of a Computer. Hackers are divided into several catagories or "Classes" depending on what they do:
TYPES OF HACKERS
White Hat: A White Hat is a Hacker paid and working for a Goverment Agency to deliberately Hack into a Computers Mainframe to find any potential Weak Points in a Computer's Mainframe, and then figure out how to fix them.
Black Hat: A Black Hat is a Hacker who is Agressive in Nature. Black Hat's are known to create Zombie Computers by use of a Computer Virus, which the Black Hat will then use to crash a website unless their demands are met. Black Hats are generally very intellegent in nature and will work in Groups (Nicknamed "Wolf Packs" by Internet Users) to bring down larger websites (Some Highly-Skilled Groups of Black Hats have even been known to crash Goverment Agencies). Black Hats are VERY DANGEROUS, especially in groups, and should be treated as such, there is also a more passive version of the Black Hat known as the Grey Hat, which shall be discussed later. Also note that, after being caught, most (If not all) Goverment-Targeting Black Hats are recruted by the Agency that caught them and turned into a Red Hat.
EXTRA INFORMATION ABOUT THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF HACKERS
The White Hat's name stems from the Final Fantasy Character class White Mage, due to the fact that both a White Hat and a White Mage serve a Defensive/Protective Role.
The Black Hat's name come from the Final Fantasy Character Class Black Mage, due to the fact that both Black Hat's and Black Mages' serve a Offensive/Agressive Role.
The Nickname for a Group of Black Hats working togther to crash a website ("Wolf Packs" in case you forgot) originally comes from the nickname given by Allied Sailors to Groups of German U-Boats working together to destroy Allied Supply Convoys during World War II.
The Grey Hat's name comes from the fact that a Grey Hat is halfway between a Black Hat and a White Hat, and can be both Harmful and Helpful.
Special Thanks to Chuck, for coming up with the original idea of "The Hats." Without his idea this definition would not exist.
The White Hat's name stems from the Final Fantasy Character class White Mage, due to the fact that both a White Hat and a White Mage serve a Defensive/Protective Role.
The Black Hat's name come from the Final Fantasy Character Class Black Mage, due to the fact that both Black Hat's and Black Mages' serve a Offensive/Agressive Role.
The Nickname for a Group of Black Hats working togther to crash a website ("Wolf Packs" in case you forgot) originally comes from the nickname given by Allied Sailors to Groups of German U-Boats working together to destroy Allied Supply Convoys during World War II.
The Grey Hat's name comes from the fact that a Grey Hat is halfway between a Black Hat and a White Hat, and can be both Harmful and Helpful.
Special Thanks to Chuck, for coming up with the original idea of "The Hats." Without his idea this definition would not exist.
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Grey Hat- A Grey Hat is a Hacker who is part White Hat and part Black Hat. They can be both helpful and harmful, and should be treated with respect.
Red Hat- A Red Hat is an Agressive Version of a White Mage in the employ of a Goverment Agency whose purpose is to hack into the Computer Mainframes of other Goverments with the Goal of Disabling or Cripping them.
Blue Hat- A Blue Hat is a Rouge Hacker who hacks for fun or to get revenge on a certain person or company who may have angered them. You should avoid angering or offending Blue Hats, this should be very easy due to the fact that most Blue Hats are passive in nature and would rather practice on a person that they REALLY hate. Blue Hats are akin to "Noobs" due to the fact that they don't really care that much about hacking.
Green Hat- A Green Hat is a name for a New/Newb Hacker, who is just starting to practice hacking. Green Mages are akin to "Newbs" due to the fact that they show a desire to learn about hacking and listen to more experienced hackers, and also they don't suffer from the ADHD-like Noobdom of Blue Hats.
Grey Hat- A Grey Hat is a Hacker who is part White Hat and part Black Hat. They can be both helpful and harmful, and should be treated with respect.
Red Hat- A Red Hat is an Agressive Version of a White Mage in the employ of a Goverment Agency whose purpose is to hack into the Computer Mainframes of other Goverments with the Goal of Disabling or Cripping them.
Blue Hat- A Blue Hat is a Rouge Hacker who hacks for fun or to get revenge on a certain person or company who may have angered them. You should avoid angering or offending Blue Hats, this should be very easy due to the fact that most Blue Hats are passive in nature and would rather practice on a person that they REALLY hate. Blue Hats are akin to "Noobs" due to the fact that they don't really care that much about hacking.
Green Hat- A Green Hat is a name for a New/Newb Hacker, who is just starting to practice hacking. Green Mages are akin to "Newbs" due to the fact that they show a desire to learn about hacking and listen to more experienced hackers, and also they don't suffer from the ADHD-like Noobdom of Blue Hats.
EVEN MORE TRIVIA ABOUT THE VARIOUS TYPES OF HACKERS
The Red Hat's name comes from the Final Fantasy Character Class Red Mage, due to the fact that a Red Hat is a Agressive version of a White Hat and that a Red Mage can learn both Offensive and Defensive Spells.
ADHD stands for "Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."
The Green Hat's name comes from the fact that "Green" is a term for Fresh, New, and Inexperienced.
Special thanks to Chuck for coming up with the original concept of White Hats, Black Hats, and Grey Hats. Without his original idea for them, this definition would have never existed.
The Red Hat's name comes from the Final Fantasy Character Class Red Mage, due to the fact that a Red Hat is a Agressive version of a White Hat and that a Red Mage can learn both Offensive and Defensive Spells.
ADHD stands for "Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."
The Green Hat's name comes from the fact that "Green" is a term for Fresh, New, and Inexperienced.
Special thanks to Chuck for coming up with the original concept of White Hats, Black Hats, and Grey Hats. Without his original idea for them, this definition would have never existed.
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