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Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.
Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"
by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008
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Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx

When your eating takis and you try getting the crumbs out of the bottom so you tilt the bag into your mouth and get the dust in your eye.
These ( cough) takis are really good. Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx
by The real nibgas September 20, 2018
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c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f

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hasoc

Abbreviated form of 'have a shit one, cunt'. Exclaimed to an individual who is about to undergo a tough time from an authority figure, or to someone who is about to lose in a match of some sort.
*driving past your friend's house and you see police pull into the driveway, you call your mate immediately*

"ahhhh hasoc!!!"

*hang up*
by The_Medz March 23, 2011
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HASO

OK PEEPS LISTN UP, ONLY GON SAY THIS WUNCE- HASO IS A VERY IMPORTANT TERM IN THE GIRL WORLD. BASICALLY, IT IS A VERY SIMPLE ACRONYM FOR ALL GIRLS TO REMEMBER ALL THA TIME N IF U DON'T REMEMBER U R A HUGE BITCH N WON'T B GETTING ANY OF MY JELLO SHOTS NEXT THURSDAY (LITRLY JUST COMMON KNOWLEDGE)
H - HELP
A - A
S - SISTER
O - OUT
IT IS RLLY THAT SIMPLE. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS U 2 HOLD HER HAIR BAQ @ THE BAR - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS U 2 GO GET HER DIET COKE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE 4 CHASE BC SHE IS TIRED FROM CLASS - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL JUST GOT BROKEN UP W/ GOT IN A FIGHT W HER BOO/HER BOOTY CALL MOVES ON TO SUM OTHER HO - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS CHOCOLATE NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW AND YOU HAVE 2 MILKY WAYS LEFT BUT SHE'S BEN ON SOUTH BEACH FOR LYK 5 DAYS N IS LITRLY BOUT 2 SHOOT SUMWUN - HASO BITCH AND HASO HARD. WHEN UR GIRL IS WAY 2 DRUNK @ FUMPS N LITRLY HAS FALLEN OFF THE TABLE LYK 6 TYMS ALREADY - HASO N GIT THAT BITCH SUM CHEZ FRIES. HASO IS A LIFE STYLE, IT'S NOT A GAME, IT'S NOT CASUAL - IT IS HASO. IT IS SISTERHOOD. HASO BETCHEZ
"Omg I literally cannot be @ this bar anymore I want 2 go hoam so bad n just watch netflix n eat chocolate can we plz go"
"Um, HASO? My hook up is here....................... lyk I can't just leave u kno"
"Omg I m so sorry, of course we kin stay. HASO n full effect grl"

"OMG LITRLY THIS DIET MAKES ME WANT 2 DAI AI KIN NOT DO THIS N E MORE AI JUZ WANT PIZZA SO BAD"
"U R FAT I'M SORRY HASO BUT U R. JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IZ. HASO"
"OMG u r rite let's go 2 the gym. Thank u. U r a tru HASO sister."
by ILYNOLA March 2, 2014
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Hason

An amazing form of the name "Jason". Can be used as a nickname, with a spanish accent. (Hey-sawn).
"Hason, what's up?" -simple. :)
by Hason G February 2, 2006
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hasoon

the name 'hasoon' usually derives a person who has near god-like abilities and a great personality. They have come from a line of different race ancestors and therefore are known to be the most multi cultural people to walk on the earth.
That hasoon kid is really awesome
by Anonymousderplol June 9, 2011
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