when you are zoning out and possibly high as shit and you go on thinking about a hypothetical situation in great detail for a long time
guy 1: dude what are you looking at?
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
by Matt Clements January 13, 2008
Get the hypothetical adventuremug. Girl: It's cold.
Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.
Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.
Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
by Miss Jaffah May 6, 2011
Get the Hypothetical chivalrymug. Hypothetically speaking
Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!
Person 2: Dude!
by Migaspin March 2, 2021
Get the Hypothetically speakingmug. Two people, a couple, who like each other, and enjoy each other's company, but are not dating, or in any relationship beyond, friendship.
Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.
by Gorillafaceoff November 9, 2011
Get the Hypothetical Couplemug. a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.
ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation
by fucshia fishy January 11, 2010
Get the hypothetical relationshipmug. Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".
by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021
Get the Hypothetical Manmug. An imaginary relationship between two people, usually created to appease the other member, and their need for social verification of the "relationship".
I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.
by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014
Get the Hypothetical Relationshipmug.