Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

Hypothetical

describes something that exists as a possibility, an unproven idea or theory. So in other words a theory that may or may not be true!

Random Person: I think Aliens are real!
Scientist: Do you have proof?
Random Person: No its only hypothetical.

by Haayven June 11, 2013

Hypothetical

What if

Billy: hypothetically speaking, what if the sky was made of cheese?
Billy's mom: I don't know

by Lol I farted March 3, 2016

Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

Hypothetical High Five

A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.

"Hypothetical High Five!"
*1....2....3*
"Nice!"
"Nice!"

by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008

Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

New York Hypothetical

A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera

I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night

by JahPresto July 21, 2022