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"Look at them hoops doin illegal acts!"
hoops by bbwdude March 21, 2010
Man Boobs. So called because many athletic shirts have the word "hoops" written acrost the chest (think basketball), and many fat guys think they're the shit when wearing such shirts.
"Dude, your hoops are jiggling in tune with the bass."
hoops by daishi360 July 20, 2008

Hoops of happiness 

A state of happiness or glee in which you jump through imaginary, enlarged hula hoops suspended in the air.
When I finally found the title to an old video game that I enjoyed during my early youth I couldn't help jumping through hoops of happiness!

hoops-cotter 

hoops-cotter is any male with a penis over 3 feet long. Hoops-cotter's don't feel any sympathy towards women, as they just use them for sex objects.
A pimp would be considered a hoops-cotter. Most Celebrities couls be considered hoops-cotters
hoops-cotter by scooterv May 6, 2010

Hoops Army

Hoops Army is the mascot team for Otago Boys' High School. To get the opportunity to support Otago Boys' is one of the highest honors in ones life.

Hoops and YoYo 

two diabolical miscreants who derive extreme pleasure through song and dance. Often causing minor riots from sugar obsessed ten year olds. HYPERACTIVE HELIUM SUCKING CARTOON COMEDY DUO!
Ater three Smirnof Ice you are so Hoops and YoYo!
Hoops and YoYo by Sparrowhauk June 30, 2010